Sunday, November 11, 2007

Hillary plants a reporter

Uh-oh. Hillary is in trouble for planting a reporter in the audience.

Now most people do not mind Hillary planting reporters, what really irks them is she fails to plant them deep enough. You see, if you only plant them to the six foot line as she has done, they tend to come clawing back to the surface and stagger back into town, moaning about how John Kerry is not running this year and how the military has not been stricken from the budget and the money used for important things such as the tragedy of elderly pet care, etc...

I’m quite sure if she were just to plant them a few feet deeper and perhaps throw in a handful of flower seeds, the people would once again love her and cheer her innovative use of carbon sequestration.